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Post by Shadow on Feb 15, 2016 19:50:53 GMT
(Originally posted by lalaloop on the old forums) Share your bad puns here, so everyone can face-palm and laugh at our bad humor together!  |
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Post by lostflight on Feb 15, 2016 22:10:12 GMT
My friend is called itzel
I called her pretzel
I love pretzels
I'll be like hinting that her name sounds like pretzel
But she will just be like " wha " XD
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Post by Bravefoot on Feb 16, 2016 9:21:04 GMT
This happened yesterday while eating bagels in a shopping centre=
• FRIEND: I love cats! I like everything that looks like cats.
• ME: *takes a bite of the bagel* Like fish?
• FRIEND: .... I don't know what kind of fish you've seen in your life fam, but I was more thinking something like leopards, panthers, and so on.
• ME: ...oh... *takes another bite of bagel*
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Bad Puns
Feb 16, 2016 9:50:42 GMT
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Post by lostflight on Feb 16, 2016 9:50:42 GMT
Lol
Like catfish ?
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Post by Bravefoot on Feb 16, 2016 10:54:02 GMT
That's exactly what I told her! XD But she didn't know what a catfish looked like, so.... |
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Feb 16, 2016 10:56:28 GMT
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Post by lostflight on Feb 16, 2016 10:56:28 GMT
XD
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Post by Shadow on Feb 16, 2016 22:18:10 GMT
I was sitting with my sister when I told her this joke I had seen on the internet: "What is a bounty hunters pet called?" "What?" "His boba pet!" You may not get it if you haven't seen starwars XD
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Post by lostflight on Feb 16, 2016 22:27:25 GMT
My sister WAs eating dinner with us when she looked at me and was like " what dyu call an intruding spaghetti ?"
I was like " dinner ?"
She was like " an impasta ( imposter )" I face palmed soooo hard
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Post by sibson on Feb 25, 2016 0:05:59 GMT
i went into a public bathroom and had to ask for toilet paper
but it was right there
i cried like honestly
i gave the toilet paper back because i didn't need it
she thought i used it
i died
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Post by Shadow on Feb 25, 2016 22:29:30 GMT
Sibson, I am literally crying right now. XD
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Post by lostflight on Feb 25, 2016 23:45:43 GMT
Okay so a few years ago I was really bored and u don't know what happened but I decided to have a bad egg pun off
It went a bit like this :
Other person : I got a good yolk for you
Me: I'm so egg cited
Other person: I am going to shell some stuff at a car boot sale.
Me: you really crack me up
Etc.....
We carried on for like ... Half an hour
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Feb 26, 2016 17:59:46 GMT
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Post by lostflight on Feb 26, 2016 17:59:46 GMT
This morning my friend can up to me , she had this squishy egg thing , now here is the bad pun :
Friend: you know my egg thing ?
Me: yea......
Friend: well I was getting off the bus and I kinda knocked it out my pocket and it fell under the wheels
Me: so you threw it under the bus ?
Friend: what ?
Me: well you threw it under the wheels right ?
Friend: no it fell
Me: never mind
Other friend: hi (my name) what chu doing ?
Me: hi ( other friends name)
Other friend: ugh I got to sleep at like ....... And then we have a boring conversation
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finally able to join the forums!